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The Green Goddess Mother’s CircleAn online space for Salad Dressing Moms who aren’t into the social media status quo.

What is a Salad Dressing Mom?

Literally, I don’t know. I haven’t looked it up, actually, and hope it’s not too bad.

But it’s a great tool for remembering the website.

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🥗GREEN GODDESS?yes, like the dressing
HOT MOMS: ONLINE NOWSEXY: PEER-REVIEWEDNEUROTYPICAL? DEFINE TYPICAL.
☆ IF IT TAKES A VILLAGE TO RAISE A CHILD, THE VILLAGE AIN’T WINSLOW. LET’S BUILD OUR POD, LIKE THE WHALES DO. ☆ IF IT TAKES A VILLAGE TO RAISE A CHILD, THE VILLAGE AIN’T WINSLOW. LET’S BUILD OUR POD, LIKE THE WHALES DO. ☆

Motherhood is weird. Come talk about it.

A private chill space for Bainbridge Island moms. Pick a handle, choose a goddess, speak freely, and get a little freaky. (Not in a MomTok way. Very much not that way. And not in a culty way either—unless things snowball, idk. Consenting adults can discuss the ground rules later, girliepops.)

Get wasted at home if you want. We are not your probation officer. Just do not drive, hurt anybody, or put someone in your care at risk. We all have our vices. This is company for otherwise siloed lives: alone, together. <3

Mermaid Cove is the community. The Pod Squad is the blog. Apparently we contain multitudes and hyperlinks.

Company without the personal brand.

for moms still reparenting themselves request an invite →
PRIVACY NOTE: Members see your handle. Admins see your signup. The internet remains the internet.

The basic pact read before entering

NO DOXXING MEMBERSNo names, addresses, schedules, or identity detective work.
SAY WHAT YOU NEEDListening, advice, help, or a tasteful scream?
SMALL ON PURPOSELocal. Independent. Not scaling by Tuesday.

Mermaid Cove the community side

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SUPPORT
supportneeded

Ask for listening, ideas, help, or company.

VENT
noadvicejustletmeVENT

No solutions. Solidarity only.

DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY?
coldplungevibes

Wellness experiments that actually helped.

SHOW + TELL
imadeathing

Finished, unfinished, edible, or hot-glued.

LOCAL
bainbridgetips

Ferries, beaches, errands, and island lore.

DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY?
yo

Say “yo.” Get a “yo” back.

The Pod Squad

Bainbridge Island’s paperless mom zine · orcas know community

Part local paper. Part voice note nobody deleted.

SIREN SONGSThe issues BI moms are actually thinking about. The is-this-real-life shit.
WHALE SONGSAnonymous voice memos from members—and sometimes lurkers.
VILLAGE SOSIt takes a village? It takes a pod.
ISLAND INTELFerries, berries, and beaches, oh my.
🐋 KEEP EVERY CALF AFLOAT · NEW ISSUE WHEN THE POD HAS SOMETHING TO SAY · 🐋
✦ EXHALE. YOU FOUND SOMEPLACE TO GO WHEN YOU’RE FEELING ALONE ✦

Choose your goddess

CONGRATS: FOUNDING GODDESS ACCESS UNLOCKED.
You’re one of the first three founding members. That’s kind of a big deal to me. I know it’s early to say this, but I love you.

MORE GODDESSES FROM THE ARCHIVE · PICK YOUR ENERGY
Click a goddess and see if she answers.

The Mermaid Ball

A twice-yearly solstice gathering at Misty’s place. Let’s roll some blunts and enjoy the face reveal of the century.

NO KIDS // NO PARTNERS // 21+

Join my circle:

Hi, I’m Misty. 🧜‍♀️ (Well, that’s not my real name, if you get the picture.) I’m a mom with social needs and otherwise no time to do anything at all. Aside from wiping shit off of shit as a full-time mom, I also have two college degrees. They informed my decision to take the “if you build it, they will come” approach to adult friendship. Or whatever. Request an invite to The Mermaid Cove, and let’s become friends.

ADMINS RECEIVE: your handle, email, goddess, and island answer.

vibes-based verification